Universal Elder Avoidance Form

Kann man bestimmt mal gebrauchen.

Dear: [] Prince [] Elder []Ancillae [] Keeper of Elysium
[] Justicar [] Knight Templar [] Harpy [] Whip



I am avoiding you because you are:
[]Brujah and very angry
[]Gangrel and very barbaric
[]Nosferatu and very ugly
[]Malkavian and very crazy
[]Toreador and very spacey
[]Tremere and very creepy
[]Ventrue and very picky
[]Caitiff and a BASTARD!
[]A Sabbat spy
[]A 00 series spy
[]Creepy
[]Scary
[]Dressed in a Barney suit
[]A Mime
[]Overbearing
[]Overarmed
[]Nosy
[]Looking under my Aura
[]500 years smarter
[]500 years dumber
[]500 years of Halitosis
[]Ugly
[]Hideous
[]Monstrous
[]Tammy Faye Baker
[]Little, yellow, different
[]Ignoring the Traditions
[]Ignoring the (Prince's) Traditions
[]Ignoring your Traditions
[]Jyhaddish
[]Using Conditioning
[]Using Majesty
[]Hitting me
[]Trying to Blood Bond me
[]Trying to Dilaberize me
[]Trying to Cross-Dress me
[]Evil
[]Very Evil
[]Nothing BUT Evil!
[]Stupid
[]Full of Shit
[]FUCKING NUTS!!!

Thus, I would appreciate it if you would:
[]Let me be
[]Leave me alone
[]Mind your own business
[]Drink a cup of sulfuric acid
[]Treat me with respect
[]Not kill me
[]Stop inviting me for a drink
[]Demanding "Prestation or your life"
[]Let me lick your boots
[]Let me slurp your vitae
[]Sic your Clan on someone else
[]Lay off the Disciplines
[]Get off my Ghoul
[]Go after the Anarchs
[]Leave your Ego at home
[]Lego my Ego
[]Bite me
[]Love me
[]Love your brother
[]Love your sister
[]Tolerate your lesser
[]Stop telling me about the "good old days"
[]Stop Dominating me
[]Stop proving how superior you are
[]"Eating my leftovers"
[]Stand still while I hit you
[]Stop dogging me
[]Stop watching me
[]Stop telling me "How peckish" you are
[]Ignore the Traditions
[]Ignore the Prince
[]Ignore this form

YOU MAY NOW EAT THIS FORM.