Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's free (to wear sunscreen)

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Ähm, ja, weiterv mit dem lustigen Songtext Spam, aber ich hör auch schon auf. Ich musste den hier noch posten, kann ja sein, dass es jemanden gibt der es noch nicht kennt. Der hat wirklich was verpasst.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience? I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked.

You're not as fat as you imagine.
Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, don't put up with
people who are reckless with yours.

Floss Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes
you're behind. the race is long, and in the end, it's only with
yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your
life. the most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone. Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't, maybe you'll have children,maybe
you won't, maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. what ever you do, don't
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either ... your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else's. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can... don't be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it's the greatest instrument you'll ever
own.. Dance... even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don't follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for
good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you'll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out. Don?t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it's worth. But trust me on the sunscreen...
 
Und hier etwas Rollenspielbezug: Die Verulkung davon.

EVERYBODY'S FREE (TO WEAR STONESKIN)

Ladies and gentlemen, of the Wizards college of '99
Cast Stoneskin.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future
Stoneskin would be it

The long term benefits of stoneskin have been proved by mages.
Whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own,
Meandering experience

I will dispense this advice
Now

Enjoy the power and beauty of your first level
Never mind, you will not understand the power and beauty of your first
level
until you've reached 30th.

But trust me
In twenty years, you'll look back at character sheets of yourself and
recall in
a way you can't grasp now
How much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really were

You are not as munchkin as you imagine

Don't worry about chronomancy.
Or worry, but know that chronomancy is as effective as trying to solve
The Tomb of Horrors by throwing in a dagger.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be psionicists
that cross your worried mind
The kind that mind probe you at 4 pm on some idle Tuesday

Attack one monster, everyday, that scares you

Dancing Lights

Don't be reckless with other people's magic items
Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours

Fireball

Don't waste your time on rules
Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind
The race is long, and in the end, it's only with your DM

Remember the platinum pieces you receive
Forget the coppers
If you succeed in doing this, tell me how
Keep your old spell scrolls
Throw away your old potions

Polymorph

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you wanna do with your life
The most interesting people I know
didn't know at first level what they wanted to do with their lives
Some of the most interesting demi-gods I know still don't

Get plenty of treasure
Be kind to your party, you'll miss them when they're gone

Maybe you'll get poisoned
Maybe you won't
Maybe you'll get life drained
Maybe you won't
Maybe you'll reach 40th level
Maybe you'll do Otto's irresistible dance on your 75th wedding anniversary
Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much
Or berate yourself either
Your choices are half chance
So are everybody else's

Enjoy your spell book
Use it every way you can
Don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it
It's the greatest item you'll ever own

Magic Missile
Even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room
Read the directions, even if you don't follow them
Do not read clerical books, they will only make you take damage.

Get to know your party
You never know when they'll be gone for good
Be nice to your familiars
They're your best link to your past
And the creatures most likely to stick with you in the future

Understand that adventurers come and go
But with a precious few you should hold on

Work hard to bridge the gaps in Greyhawk and the Forgotten Realms
'Cause the higher level you get
The more you need the people you knew when you were young

Live in the Abyss once, but leave before it makes you hard
Live in Mount Celestia once, but leave before it makes you soft

Planewalk

Accept certain inalienable truths
Levels will rise, rogues will philander
You too will get old, and when you do
You'll fantasize that when you were young
Character classes were reasonable, Paladins were noble
And munchkins respected their elders

Respect your trainers
Don't expect anyone else to teleport you

Maybe you'll kill a Tanar'ri
Maybe you'll kill a wealthy Dragon
But you never know when either one might come back
Don't mess too much with your haste spells
Or by the time you're 40 you will look 85

Be careful of whose equipment you buy
But be patient with those who supply it
Advice is a form of nostalgia
Dispensing it, is a way of fishing the past from the disposal
Wiping it off
Painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth

But trust me on the stoneskin

-Silver
 
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