Herr der Ringe 50 Resons why Lord of the Rings sucks!

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Aber nicht ernst nehmen, gell? :D

Meine Lieblingsstellen:


-The mutated muscular soldiers of Mordor turned out to be hilariously ineffective fighters, a dozen of them held off by a single dying human. Apparently they made the beasts by crossing Orcs, Goblins and the French.

- So Bilbo, who we are supposed to identify with as a protagonist, finds a piece of someone else's jewelry and just keeps it for himself? That's funny, because I would expect a good man to submit it to the local Lost and Found so it could be claimed by its owner. It makes me wonder if he bought that hillside house or if he was just squatting.

- The concept of the violent dwarf was based on Al Pacino.

- The character of the Giant Evil Flaming All-Seeing Eye was based on former President Jimmy Carter.
 
Gold: The Stretchy Element.

The ring, which is seen to be at least two inches in diameter at the beginning to fit the polish sausage-sized finger of Sauron, suddenly fits Frodo's child-sized finger later. I guess this movie takes place in a world where rings magically change sizes on their own.
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